#warroomba

Fri Oct 30 15:55:57 2026 (*4297a328*):: https://x.com/iliterate__/status/2115789090432172037? +public! Drives a roomba no less *** Jordan (@iliterate__) on X *** this is frying me dude. guy got turned into a nugget at 20 by a flying toy & theyre gonna let him use his chin to turn other teenagers into nuggets and ABC is running it as a feel good story. right when u think its done boom pan to his nazi patch collection. satire genius. dying *** X (formerly Twitter)